Hi, I was just wondering if you could beat Batman in a knife fight. Cuz Batman would look bitchin' holdin' a knife, but you'd look weird. I know you have the whole spider sence stuff, but Batman is THE BATMAN. That dude punched the shit out of my uncle once when he said that he was the Joker, even if my uncle is 68 years old and has a missing leg (if someone tells you that kangaroos are bad machete wielders don't believe 'em). Well, at least I still have an uncle, ZING! Well, see ya. I hope you get to knife-fight Batman. Cheers.